Tuesday, December 27, 2011

End of the world beckons 2012


Hi there! You might as well listen to this  SONG   while you read this post...  kinda sums up my state of mind.. :)  


At First, I thought this was ridiculous but then even Kapil Sibal is a cabinet minister in this country {not to forget the hall of famers - evergreen Lalu (not our THOM yaar), softy (mulayam), Behen.., even sLuDGy is a MNC professional today}. So, why deny the possibilities. Who knows the world might come to an end!

There can be many reasons for the world to end. 
For instance, let us say corruption is eradicated from India.
Sarakari babu will die of exposure to work! Indian politician will die of starvation & FII, FDI would be completely swiped off its feet.
Not to mention the common man, who shall die of instant shock! However, I am yet to find a common man in this country. 

 Let me show you an experiment –
Ball Hypothesis – slap any random person on the street*        (*caution - do it only if you have the BALLS)
Result/insults – teri maa***, teri beh***, tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon… and so on!
Need I say more…  (I call this as ‘being Indian’ phenomenon ala our sallu ji’s being human endorsement)

On a more serious note, end of the world has caught my attention in a different sense. It’s simple to comprehend; define your world and then define the end for you.  Your world can be
  •       Girlfriend
  •       Bachelor life/ student life
  •       Friends
  •       Existing job
  •       City you live in

And frankly, it does get over at some point for you. Example - my mailbox is full with marriage announcements in 2012, Boom! There goes half a million worlds crashing!

Time changes & leaves a carcass of memory behind; it may rot for the few unfortunate ones and some might dance around it. Probably that’s what the wise men from the past wanted to tell us... That it does get over at some point of time. 

 It’s only a matter of time before ‘I miss the good old days’ status begins to pop up on that popular social networking site (censorship is also tight these days!)

The pursuit of the impossible dream is always on, only the bloody dream changes…

Probably the world is coming to an end in 2012! Think about it..

Take care…

p.s. – live your life like there’s no tomorrow coz some facts of life will never change!  For instance - life sucks, boss sucks but your wife doesn’t..! 

  Finally after ages a snaky HISSSSSSSSSS.....